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Drinker Demotivational Poster


ALCOHOLIC - Is such a harsh word, I prefer Professional Drinker


TAGS: alcoholic harsh prefer professional drinker
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 4, 2011, 6:58 pm
Go Green Bay Packers! I'll drink to that...
falloutghoul - December 4, 2011, 6:51 pm
I live in Wisconsin. Nuff said.
maoworks2 - December 3, 2011, 6:58 pm
Everybody I've Known In My Life Has Died From Smoking Or Drinking, Sad
the1stCOMMI3 - December 3, 2011, 1:56 am
So do I, my friend, so do I.


HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE? -


TAGS: coffee drinker humor
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 7:53 pm

Thank you, oh mighty mod of the grey persuasion.
rerun - July 11, 2013, 7:27 pm

Great poster.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 2:36 pm

I'm like a rudderless tanker in deep swell until I get at least a whiff of the stuff.
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:06 pm
**wakes ME up**…I seem to need some now
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:05 pm
I take mine serious too, but don’t care the color, or richness. I've found that if it’s hot, it pretty much wakes up right away……when thrown in my face.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:53 pm

I'm partial to light roast coffees. Ethiopian Yergicheffe is my favorite~~and I take it very, very seriously. (BG) People think the darker a coffee is roasted, the more caffeine it contains. The exact opposite is true. Black and bitter doesn't equal good!
falloutghoul - July 11, 2013, 12:30 pm
If you say a "rich, dark roast," you're most likely lying.


CHESS -


TAGS: drinker move drunk check cubby
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

ICEMAN - December 1, 2010, 8:39 pm
We used to play checkers that way. The games went much quicker... and so did the players.
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 8:16 pm
and that is all that matters right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 8:11 pm
pretty sure I mistook the front door for the bathroom door....I won the game though.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 8:04 pm

at least you made it outside to puke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 8:00 pm
We used Grand Marnier for the queen, Escorial for the King,Rye for the Bishops, Vodka for the knights and gin for the Rooks...all the pawns were southern comfort....and then I threw up in my own front yard and on my steps.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 7:51 pm

It was rather expensive when I was in HS, considering we had to pay a "premium" to have the legal guy buy it. we had to buy his as well.
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
Pabst is cool if you are broke and have nothing to do the next day. That sh!t produces some bad hangovers.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 7:47 pm

I didn't think they still made Pabst beer, that was all we could afford in high school.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 7:46 pm
I have a similar chess set. We play with a variety of hard alcohol shots though...Not girly beer shots.
forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:40 pm
the heavy alcoholics I see in the streets seem to be great drinkers without any memory, concentration, imagination or strong will...


MILK DRINKERS -


TAGS: milk drinkers stay with beer motivational ronsart
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GreyScorpion - November 22, 2009, 8:37 pm
Udderly Hilarious!! 5L


C'MON GUYS - If we all try a little harder we can be #1. Do it for your Country.


TAGS: usa beer drinkers unite
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by MustyK

mefistofeles_42 - February 17, 2010, 10:40 am
Ha ha, you're right, what they drink there does not pass as Beer.
Asasello - February 17, 2010, 9:21 am
China and US are out, that's not beer.
mefistofeles_42 - February 17, 2010, 6:39 am
That is a stupid counting measure, it should be measured in liters/gallons per person by the year. Of course China won, since here is a shit load of them.


AFTERGLOW -




AGGY'S DOG -


TAGS: all in good fun fetch boy alcoholic drinker synonyms for aggy
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 2:07 am
I'll still let you bring me beer, Haar...
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 1:58 am
my friends dog retrives beer, but he had to put a spring on the door so the fridge would close after
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 1:56 am
I'm offended by this poster.
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 1:44 am
He's a far better retriever than my girlfriend.


COOL GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeards drinkers jose motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by ronsart

DreMagnum - November 3, 2009, 8:36 pm
one of my classes showed it to prevent us from drinking, aint happenin
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 8:30 pm
LMAO! thanks for the link
DreMagnum - November 3, 2009, 6:10 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN0254u56Mc one of the best commercials for tequila ever
MrRandom - November 3, 2009, 6:08 pm
Tequila makes you feel alive in the morning! Nothing like throwing up your guts to wake yourself up.
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 5:58 pm
i thought with age comes wisdom! why are you still drinking tequila, never enough wild nights?
RONSART - November 3, 2009, 4:24 pm
thx Mr. Aggy.


YOU WERE ONLY THERE FOR A YEAR - But I'll Think Of You Every Time I Pop A Top


TAGS: landshark for the discriminating beer drinker
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

TheSanityInspector - March 21, 2015, 9:57 am
What's the backstory here?


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